Saturday, August 5, 2023

A cheat sheet for Dum-Me


Top backbone melodies that account for most modern pop music:

  1. The descending minor scale. This is one of the most common melodies in pop music, and it can be heard in songs like "Yesterday" by The Beatles, "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen, and "Creep" by Radiohead.
  2. The ascending major scale. This melody is also very common in pop music, and it can be heard in songs like "Happy" by Pharrell Williams, "Roar" by Katy Perry, and "Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars.
  3. The I-V-vi-IV chord progression. This is a common chord progression in Western music, and it can be heard in songs like "Let It Be" by The Beatles, "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen, and "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond.
  4. The blues scale. This scale is often used in blues and rock music, but it can also be heard in pop songs like "Respect" by Aretha Franklin, "Whole Lotta Rosie" by AC/DC, and "Brown Sugar" by The Rolling Stones.
  5. The pentatonic scale. This scale is another common scale in Western music, and it can be heard in songs like "Mary Had a Little Lamb", "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star", and "Amazing Grace".
  6. The call-and-response melody. This melody is characterized by two phrases that are sung in alternation, and it can be heard in songs like "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", "Lean on Me", and "Bridge Over Troubled Water".
  7. The repeated-note melody. This melody is characterized by a single note or short phrase that is repeated over and over, and it can be heard in songs like "Hakuna Matata", "Let's Go Crazy", and "I Will Survive".
  8. The arpeggio melody. This melody is characterized by a series of notes that are played in a chord, and it can be heard in songs like "Imagine" by John Lennon, "Imagine Dragons" by Imagine Dragons, and "Hotel California" by The Eagles.
  9. The syncopated melody. This melody is characterized by off-beat rhythms, and it can be heard in songs like "Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars, "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson, and "I Feel Good" by James Brown.
  10. The whistle melody. This melody is characterized by high-pitched whistling, and it can be heard in songs like "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", "Whistle While You Work", and "Let It Go" from Frozen.

These are just a few of the many backbone melodies that can be found in modern pop music. By understanding these melodies, you can better understand the structure and form of pop songs, and you can also use them to create your own original melodies.


Thursday, August 3, 2023

Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Hadley

This one is so corny, it'll have to be a bluegrass number.
I am so madly, madly
in love with little Hadley

I need her so badly
that cute little Hadley

She's the best thing ever
Yeah she's really so clever

She got my heart a-cookin'
when I wasn't even lookin'

But she ain't playin' fair,
'cause she don't really care

But still I am madly,
in love with that Hadley

That smokin' hot Hadley,
she's burnin' me badly

Hadley, Hadley, Hadley,
she burns the boys badly

Gladly, gladly, gladly,
I'd give my love to Hadley

But sadly, sadly, sadly,
I can't get next to Hadley
Copyright 2023 by Paul Conant

Sunday, July 23, 2023

Funny Stuff Funnies
Archived version of e-book


What are the top mind chems? Table of content for Funny Stuff Funnies
https://archive.ph/zIS01
People will swallow anything
Is alcohol a problem for you?
Signs of alcohol trouble
Why do people drink?
Beer, wine or liquor?
Mixed up and overloaded
What are abuse and addiction
Can't stop? More about addiction
Jab jitters: problems from needles
Sex and chems
Downers
Uppers
Mind benders
Fumes
Legal but iffy
Non-prescription meds
Steroids and sports chems
Mood boosters, psychiatric meds
Severe mental problems
Roads to recovery, step by step
For help or info, check out these links
Some fentanyl victims
A word from the cartoonist
Concerning source material

A peek at Paul
https://archive.ph/qm43p
Archived contents


Friday, July 21, 2023

The girl can sing

And she's beautiful, too!

This superb rendition of Shenandoah is what convinced me that the Petersens were much more than a routine band. It's also what made me sit up and pay attention to Katie. And the string instrumentation is just right here, in my estimate.

If we stir up a a second folk music revival, this song will definitely chart. In fact 1.5 million views over five or six years is respectable -- but a lot of people don't know what they're missing.

chek out dat rock mando