Wednesday, June 29, 2022

True love bears all things

I retweeted this:
You owe some people your absence.
I must explain: Sometimes that's the best we can do for someone we love.
But I am always in favor of reconciliation.

Friday, June 17, 2022

Doing time

Two guys stole a calendar.
They got six months each.

Oh really?

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Obviously...

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out,
what are you in the bathroom?

European.

chek out dat rock mando