Wednesday, June 29, 2022

True love bears all things

I retweeted this:
You owe some people your absence.
I must explain: Sometimes that's the best we can do for someone we love.
But I am always in favor of reconciliation.

Friday, June 17, 2022

Doing time

Two guys stole a calendar.
They got six months each.

Oh really?

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Obviously...

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out,
what are you in the bathroom?

European.